Thought for the day, why cats are more advanced than hoomans.

 There are some gifted people out there who are fluent in multiple languages however, most of us struggle to understand people speaking the same language as us (two nations separated by a common language). However, cats are spread throughout the world yet whenever they talk to you or each other, they speak the same language. Any cat can understand any other cat regardless of 'nationality'.

Wars have been started by hoomans because one side misinterpreted the other's word for peace as 'C--t!!'. Cats have never had that problem. "Stay away from my hos or I'll scratch your face off!". "Er.....OK" or "You want some of this you fuck??!!" Either way, matters get cleared up in a few moments.

Hoomans spend too much of the day awake so by the end of the day they're as grumpy as fuck and feel like shit unless some liquid refreshment is taken in which case they feel like shit the next morning. Cat's sleep most of the day and party all night yet never seem to wake up with hangovers or sleep back to back because they've had a shit fit with their SO.

Cat's sex life is simple and straightforward - howl, sniff, get jiggy wid it, the end. Hoomans.....what can you say? It's like playing Russian Roulette with only one chamber empty.

Basically hoomans may be top of the food chain but cats have learned that 'intelligence' makes everything so much more fucking complicated and hence they are far happier and saner than any of us.