AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

The 10 most stupid, meaningless, bullshit and annoying statements people say that I wish would just fuck off for ever.

These are the top 10 in reverse order.

10) How are you doing?
09) Obama is a goddamn Muslim
08) Obamacare is socialism
07) Immigrants are stealing all our jobs
06) Fox News is fair and balanced
05) This nation was meant to be run on biblical principles (Ted Cruz amongst others)
04) The founding fathers did not intend there to be a separation between church and state (Michelle Bachman on a roll).
03) We love Latinos (Republicans desperately pleading for votes).
02) Democrats created the massive deficit (which they inherited from the last lot and have managed to have wiped out!!)
01) Numero uno that makes me go Elvis on the TV:    Call Now!!!

Your mileage may vary but essentially, I hate people that make statements that are presented as reasoned and constructive but are actually total bullshit.

Well I guess I lost the plot halfway through the list but believe me it is kinda hard to stay detached when you recall the utter shit the far right spout as gospel.

My name is Dave Parry and I approve getting drunk today.